ARGH!!! HMMMMM!!!!
He made me scream.
Ooooh Yeah..... I wanna lick him like a dog!
I'm definately going to watch Into The Blue.
**********
No. I'm not SLUT. - Just a Princess with Wild Wild Fantasies.
Friday, September 30, 2005
Thursday, September 29, 2005
It has been way too long since I left the country.
That was exactly what I had in mind when I read the Airline booking confirmation.
I wasn't sure if I could handle the 15 hours of flight to China.
But the idea of a vacation got me excited. Just be able to get out of work for a while - out of New York.
Plus, it would be a family trip that my Dad had always wanted.
***
My mom, Sis, and I moved to the United States when I was 10 years old. While my Dad remained in Taiwan to work and send $$$ back.
Now to think back, I don't even remember why we decided to move to the United States, and for what purpose.
Perhaps, for a better life. (But Taiwan wasn't bad either. In the late 80's, Taipei has already established itself as one of the $-Cities in the financial world - Back then, everyone was "made in Taiwan" --now days, it's all "made in China")
So my Dad flew back and forth between US and Taiwan for the last 16 years. Every time when he visited US, he could only stay for a week, then he had to fly back to work.
SO, we're very excited about this trip. Especially my dad. He started packing 3 months before the trip.
***
But again, since it will the first time that all four of us stuck on the same tour bus (and plane) - We expected there to be lots of arguments, fighting, screaming and shopping.
So, the day has finally came.
The Female Love Bird and I packed our beloved luggages. The Male Love Bird drove us to the airport - then we checked it.
Wait, we checked in the next day, cause we missed our flight. (Yeah, I know, it's the traffic!! The traffic!!!!)
We dragged our luggages, went though the security, seated at the waiting area - and looked forward for the our 5 hours flight to California.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
*** Recovering from Sickie, Will write Real post soonie ***
1. What is your full name now? My Dear Fairy Princess Wayne
2. What color trousers are you wearing? Blue with Froggies (Boxers)
3. What are you listening to right now? Ayu Hamasaki - Trance Remix 2
4. What was the last thing you ate? Prilosec-OTC.
5. Do you wish on stars? Nope
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Aqua-Marine with Pink Glitters.
7. How is the weather right now? Sunny and not too hot... 70ish
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Paw
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? (Yeah, I got this via the e-Mail) I like this person. (*ahem* my EX)
10. How old are you today? *Cough* *Cough*
11. Favorite soft drink? The ones with bubble? Don't usually drink those.
12. Favorite sport? FIGURE SKATING! (GO MICHELLE KWAN!!!)
13. Hair color? Real Hair = Black. Now = Tinted Dark Red.
14. Siblings? 1. The Female Love Bird.
15. Favorite food? Grande Chicken Taco Salad @ La Furente in Hillcrest, San Diego.
16. What was the last movie you saw? The 40 Years Old Virgin.
17. Favorite day of the year? ... Uh... Saturdays.
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? A Monkey Hand-Puppet.
19. Summer or winter? Winter
20. Hugs or kisses? Hugs and Kisses are the only two options? I can
think of better things.
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla.
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? I think they can post this on their blog.
23. Who is most likely to respond? GROOVE.
24. Who is least likely to respond? Those who already posted something similar on their blog?
25. Living arrangements? Huh? A Condo with two bed rooms, 1 kitchekn, 1 bath and a living room.
26. When was the last time you cried? Last Night.
27. What is under your bed? Drawers.
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest? hat's a tough question. Probably "M" - the childhood friend who married my other childhood friend "S" early this year. I've known "M" since 5th grade.
29. What did you do last night? Made Wonton Soup. Watched Parts of the Amazing Race, Sex, Love & Secrets, and America's Next Top Model. Yoga.
30. Favorite TV shows? Don't have a favorite.
31. What are you afraid of? Flea, Mosquitoes & Mango.
32. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? Buttered.
33. Favorite car? Barbie Corvette.
34. Favorite Flower? Bombacaceae.
35. Number of keys on your key ring? 4
36. Favorite vacations? All of them.
Friday, September 23, 2005
Before I go onto today's post, here are some public announcement:
1) Thank you Jase. For the lovely post card. The postal office was holding our mail during the vacation. We just got everything back this past weekend. (Sorry, but my a$$ is orchid, not grass.)
2) Yes. You're right. The pictures are not ready yet.
3) W O R K sux.
4) Today is the first day of Fall. You ready?
5) *Cough* *Cough* I'm F**KING sick. Everyone here at work is sick. Everyone's coughing.
Anyway, *cough* I'm sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. To be specific, the entire row of cubes here are filled with coughing noises. We're all sick. But I'm the first person to develope into full-bloom Flu.
Why?
Cause I'm a fragile delicate little pretty pretty Princess. (See Jon, I told you) Well, I lied about the 'pretty pretty' part. Since I have huge zit in between my eyes, I should only use one 'pretty' not two. Okay, so I'm a fragile delicate little pretty Princess with a zit in between the eyes and coughs like a goat. (Wait, does that make me sound like Stevie Nick?)
Oh sh*t, did I make a grammar mistake?!
Ding. Ding. Welcome to America. The boat has landed. Now, please proceed to Chinatown Sweatshop.
So last night, I wanted to sleep through the sickness. I drank lot of water (got a fish belly now) and took two Nyquil soft Gels before bed.
And guess what?
I couldn't sleep.
I was flipping and stretching and rolling on my bed.
I switched my pillow. I switched my clothes (well, I took them off)
I opened the window. Put on new blanket.
I did some Yoga stretches.
I laid on my back.
Then onto my belly.
To the side.
I simply couldn't sleep.
The the burst of Sun light first strike the window, I was up way before my alarm clocks had the chance to Beep. I took a nice shower, took my sweet time with my hair then woke the Female Love Bird up.
I managed the catch the Cute Boy train (I will explain this in future post) - and napped my way to the city. To Jersey City, that is. I wasn't feeling well though. I felt... Rather spaced out. I couldn't even remember how I made it down the stairs and across the platform, or if there were any hotties around.
But I didn't feel drunk though.
At work, when the clock hit the 10:17AM mark - my body started to fall asleep.
I was very sleepy.
My head was so heavy, that I had to lean back on my chair all-the-way, and rest my head at the edge of the desk.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I felt my body drifting away to La La Land.
OH SH*T. I'm at WORK!!!
I jumped.
Struggled my way to the kitchen to have some coffee... (I had 6 cups)
Crawled my way back to my desk.
SO what I did in the next 15 minutes?
Yes. I went to the restroom and had my 15 minutes nap.
And I went there 4 times. Thank gawd there were no one taking any stinky sh*t around my stall.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
"Ni-hahhaahha-hahahahahahaha"
"Wait! What are you...?!"
"Muahahahaahahah"
Buzzzzz Buzzzzzz Buzzzzzzz
"EEEEEK EEEEEEk AHHHHH AHHHHH!!!!!"
Buzzzzz Buzzzzzz Buzzzzzzz
"Nihahahahahah!!!"
"Eeeee!!! Ahhh!! Oh AHhhh!!!!"
Buzzzzz Buzzzzzz Buzzzzzzz
"Ahhh!! AHHHH!!"
Buzzzzz Buzzzzzz Buzzzzzzz
"Muhahahahah!!"
"AHHH!!!"
Buzzzzz Buzzzzzz Buzzzzzzz
Monday, September 19, 2005
Hello guys, I'm in the process of writing up stuff from my vacation in China. Many of you have requested pictures... But the fact is, I didn't bring a camera. I have to wait until the Female Love Bird uploaded all the photos on to her PC before I can get any.
Below is a poster that I saw while I was at the Beijing Airport.
It was a larger version.
And oh my gawd, he's f**king HOT.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Eyes open.
I sat up on my bed.
Oh. My. GAWD.
I looked at the clock.
7:56 AM
I blinked.
Then I look at my *other* clock.
7:56 AM
I bounced off the bed like a trout and dashed to the Female Love Bird's bed room.
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
Wayne: "Get Up Get UP Get Up Get Up We're Late!"
The Female Love Bird slowly sat up on her bed.
Wayne: "Eeeeeeee!! I'm gonna brush my teeth first!"
I jumped into the restroom.
I brushed my teeth, washed my face, skipped shower, skipped shampooing, and bombed my body with this. (5 sprays per each arm pit)
After putting my clothes on (And electric-buzzing my face at the same time) - I ran out of the door to catch the next train.
While on the train, I called work and lied about the Train Problem...
Wayne: "Uh, the train just stopped moving. I'm going to be late to work..."
Mag: "It is okay, I'll tell the Boss."
Who knew that I would wake up late? I'd usually get up around 6:00 AM, So I'll have enough time to shower, shampoo, shave, apply my eye cream, serum, and day cream. And of course, select the clothes that I would wear to work... Then before I leave home, I'd put some lotion on my hands.
But no sh*t, I didn't get to all that today.
I was 1 hr late to work.
Thank Gawd that the Boss called in sick - Or else I'd feel like crap.
... Anyway, at work... I walked passed by a Co-Worker...
Fiji: "Oh Wayne, I love your shirt!"
Wayne: "Thanks!! It's Old Navy. 50% Off!" (I tried to move away from her. So she won't smell my greasy hair)
Fiji leaned close and grabbed the edge of my sleeve.
Fiji: "Nice Fabric too!"
Wayne: "Thanks!!!" (I hope she didn't smell what's under the shirt)
*******
The day went slow - So I went to the restroom and washed my hair.
(yeah, I was my hair in the restroom)
It's going to take an extra day for me to get over the Jet*Lag.
Oh, Hi, I'm back!
Friday, September 02, 2005
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