Friday, November 03, 2006

Beauty Tip -

Well, I saw this on the web this morning:

Puffy Eyes - For puffy eyes, put hemorrhoid cream around your eyes the night before. You will go to work looking refreshed.

Now, let's get this straight. Or, gayly forward. HEMORRHOID CREAM?!

Hemorrhoid; Hemorrhoids are varicosities or swelling and inflammation of veins in the rectum and anus.

Anus; In anatomy, the anus is the external opening of the rectum. Closure is controlled by sphincter muscles. Feces are expelled from the body through the anus during the act of defecation, which is the primary function of the anus. Most animals — from simple worms to elephants and humans — have a tubular gut, with a mouth at one end and an anus at the other.

The anus has a relatively high concentration of nerve endings and is an erogenous zone. Sigmund Freud's theory of psychosexual development, for example, described an anal stage, hypothesizing that toddlers derive pleasure from retaining and expelling feces. This is the source of the term "anal" and the derived, derogatory vulgarism "anal-retentive."

Anal intercourse can be pleasurable for both the insertive partner and the receptive partner. For the receptive partner, pleasure from anal intercourse is also thought to be related to the shared wall between the rectum and the vagina (for females) as well as the G-spot or Prostate (for males). For the insertive partner, the tightness of the anus is often said to be a source of pleasure in penetrative anal sex.

Anal sexual activity need not include penetration. The anus also plays an important role in face sitting, coprophilia and analingus. Anal stretching can stimulate the nerves around the anus and can be considered pleasurable. Care must be taken to maintain elasticity.

Facesitting, also known as kinging or queening, is a sexual practice in which a sexual partner sits on or over the other partner's face, typically to allow oral-genital or oral-anal contact, or to further ass worshipping. It is common for this position to form part of BDSM, involving dominance and submission, though this need not be the case.

Ass worship (or booty worship) is a BDSM practice in which a submissive kisses and licks the buttocks and/or anus of the dominant partner. It is considered by some as a particularly degrading form of domination and will usually involve the sub kneeling or in another lowly position, treating to person being worshipped as the dominant. In particular face sitting or smothering may be applied in order to emphasise the control of the dominant over the submissive.

And OH.My.GAWD. They have all these information linked one after another on wikipedia.org. I sure learned a lot from hemorrhoid cream.

By the way, have you seen this?

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