I'm Helpless

And why am I posting this - AFTER everyone has seen Chris Evans' hot topless picture?

Argh.

I'm fat.

fat fat fat.

I got tummy fat.

I got back fat.

I got thigh fat.

I'm fat.

fat fat fat.

I got saggy tits

and pale was a sheet of paper.

oh my gawd.


(Production picture of a Topless/Helpless Wayne with an Actress)