Friday, July 02, 2004

Fruit Song of the Day


When you are feeling hot.

Eat Watermelon.

When you are thirsty.

Eat Watermelon.

That's why I eat.

Watermelon.

Because My Watermelon brings all the boys to the yard.

And they're like, "We are so hot and thirsty"

Damn right, so hot and thirsty.

I'll teach you, and I don't charge.



Okay. I'm insane. But have you read THIS before? Sometimes, I'm really terrified with what I was able to find on the internet.

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