Thursday, June 28, 2007

It can be deadly, if you use it right.

One day, I was walking to work.

I don't like my work that much. But hey, I have to feed myself and buy clothes.

Through the front door, I went toward the turnstile.

I sort of notice this lady in front of me, who was listening to her iPod (I call it "I*POT" everyone seems to be addicted to it).

Out of the blue, she decided to swing her work badge (work ID) around.

Then this happened:

Yeah. I did sort of yelled "AIYO" out loud.

Then - I glared at her.

She slowly took off her iPod, and slowly looked back. I totally sensed attitudes coming off of her.

I turned on my flame, and glared intensely at her. As if, I was telling her: "You own me a big apology, you Biatch!!"

She didn't say nothing. But looked at me as if she didn't care. "What are you going to do, Chinko?"

The split second was very intense, I felt that I was about to cum. I mean, I was about to erupt like a volcano.

Then the strangest thing happened.

We both took a breath, then turned around, head to work.

Like nothing ever happened.


Wayne said...


Dantallion said...

lol! iLove it.

Anonymous said...

Yay!!!! The return of the stick-people sketches. :)

Ekin said...


Such typical New Yorkers!! I guess you've officially become a New Yorker!

GrooveTheory said...

OMG!!! I totally missed this!!

Planet said...

The stick figures have returned....

Robert said...

Yeah, how long has it been now??? :-)

Your comic strip is as good as ever!! Absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your pink eyeshadows!!! And that YouTube video ain't bad either! ahaha!

Happy Friday Wayne!!

Potropeluche said...

Oh the biatch. But not quite as bad as the ex-wife, I picked her and my daughter up at the airport and this guy went for his suitcase and hit her in the head with a hockey stick.

She was not as nice as you were. She biatched him out good.

Hehehe it wasn't even his case or his hockey stick. PJ

hot-lunch said...

total Yay to the return of the drawings!!! chinko, i love it!!