Do You... Gobble Gobble?

Personally, I'm not much of a Turkey eater.

I remember the first time I had Turkey... It was at a family friend's house.

I have never tasted a meat that is so dry and rough and...

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AREH! I don't understand this, why would anyone... ANYONE left the urinals unflushed?!

I mean, Gawd, this is a Corporate Building, everyone here is an Adult.

Any why won't anyone flush the damn urinals?!

Do they have any idea how it will stink up the restroom?!

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It was also the first time I've ever mix Turkey (or any other Chicken Meat) with sweet craneberry sauce.

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Opps. I farted.

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On top of that, it was the first time I was first introduced to Horse-Raddish drip.

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*Sprays Disinfectant around the cubical*

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And... Uh...

*snort*