My, it has been YEARS since I last received a prank call.
But, yesterday at work, someONE called me on my cellphone.
Female Voice: "Hello...*static* *static*...May I speak to...*static* *static*"
Wayne: "I can't hear you."
Female: "Who is this?"
Female: "WENG? OKay, Hi Weng....*static* *static* I'm a sales representative... And I was wondering if you are interested in a voo *static* *static* *static* Doe."
Wayne: "I'm sorry? I didn't get what you just said."
Female: "I said, would you be interested in a VooDoo Dildo."
Wayne slowly got up from his chair, and closed the door.
Wayne: "A VooDoo Doll?!"
Famale: "A..*static* *static* Doe."
Wayne: "Uh, No thank you."
Female: "*static* *static* *static* *static* La?"
Wayne: "The static is realy bad. No thank you."
Then there came some voice from the background on the other side of the phone.
Women: "Wait, Wait! Hello Hello?"
Woman: "Well, by the way, just to let you know, you do get a complimentary blow job."
Wayne, with the gayest tone of voice: "Sweetie, you think your milkshake is better tha mine? Well, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, GAY. Get it, Sistah?"
*The woman hangs up the phone*
Silly Rabbit, she didn't have her Caller ID Block thingy on... So I saved her number in my cell phone. Hrm, I wonder what I should do with it...