Location: The Kitchen/Snack Room @ Work
Casts: Wayne, Sean, and special cameo by the sectary of another department.
Wayne: "Good Morning."
Sean: "Hey, Good Morning."
Wayne: "How was your weekend?"
Sean: "Great. I went upstate with my family."
Wayne: "That's nice."
Sean: "And wet too fast."
Wayne: "That's why I'm here. Caffeine. I need lots of it."
Sean took his cup off the automatic coffee brewer and went to the fridge.
Wayne placed his mug on the brewer.
Wayne: "Hmmm... Hazel Nut."
Sean, who stood in front of the open fridge.
"Where's my homo milk?"
Wayne woke up suddenly...."HOMO Milk?!"
Sean: "Homogenized milk. Why, what were you thinking?"
Wayne: "Milk extracted from gay cows."
Sean: "They will have to be lesbian cows. Remember, milk comes from female cows."
Wayne: "Oh wow. I'd like to see some Lesbian cows."
Then, the sectary from another department walked into the kitchen, got her a cup of water, then walked out.
Sean: "You must have been a good boy. Your wish got granted instantly."
Wayne: "Ack. That's not nice!! Besides, her milk would be poisonous."
Sean: "Yuck. Don't give me any ideas."