It's Summer Olympic!

Saturday Night @ the Living Room...

Female Love Bird: "Okay, we missed the first half of the opening."

Wayne: "Don' think we missed much. It's a long program."

Female Love Bird: "Right."

Male Love Bird: "Damn, look at the color of their shirt!"

TV: "BRAZIL!"

(Note: The order of the countries being announced are not accurate. Wayne has sever memory problem)

Famale Love Bird: "Very Colorful!"

Wayne: "Uh Huh." (Oh My Gawd. That guy is so HOT!)

TV: "ARGENTINA!"

Female Love Bird: "They have a lot of people."

Male Love Bird: "I bet China has more."

Wayne: "Uh Huh." (DAMN!! He's so HOT! MY GAWD!!)

TV: "BELGIUM!"

Female: "Chocolates anyone?"

Male Love Bird: "No thanks."

Wayne: "No." (SH*T! HOW HOT CAN THEY BE?!)

TV: "DENMARK!"

Male Love Bird: "Weeeeeeee! Look at that!"

Female Love Bird: "OH wow, she's gorgeous!"

Wayne: "Uh huh." (Oh Mamamia! Aye dios mio! That guy is sizzling!)

TV: "SPAIN!"

Female Love Bird: "Hey, we were just there!"

Male Love Bird: "Yeah Baby!"

Wayne: "Uh huh." (&^#$^@$^@*#$^*@#$, I'd do him. I'd totally do him!)

TV: "BULGARIA!"

Female Love Bird: "I'm going to fix some food."

Male Love Bird: "Thanks."

Wayne: "Uh huh." (I'd do him too! And him and him and him!)

TV: "PORTUGAL!"

Female Love Bird: "Wayne, want some watermelon?"

Wayne: "No thank you." (OH YUMMY!)

TV: "AUSTRALIA!"

Female Love Bird said something.

Male Love Bird made some sound.

Wayne: "Uh huh." (DAMN HANDSOME! Oh gawd, Oh gawd!)

TV: "TURKEY!"

Male Love Bird went to the kitchen.

Female Love Bird said something to him.

Wayne: "Uh Huh." (OH BABY! WHATDA BABE! OH MY! OH MY!!!)

TV: "SOUTH AFRICA!"

Wayne: "Uh Huh." (*DROOOL*)

TV: "GREECE!"

Wayne: "Ahem." (HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DAMN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT)

TV" "NEW ZEALAND!"

Wayne got all hot and bothered. He got up from the sofa.

"Okay. I'm heading to my room now. Good Night."


Moral of the story: Sailors and Judo Boys are F**KING HOT!