In the later afternoon, Wayne walks though the front door and entered the lobby.
Meg: "Wayne!"
Wayne: "Hi Meg. Back from Lunch?"
Meg: "Oh, Yeah!!"
Meg looked down and saw the little plastic back in Wayne's hand.
Meg: "You went to Duane Reade? (Duane Reade is like the Sav.on in the West Coast - you know, the #1 Drug-store thingy.)
Wayne: "Uh..."
Meg: "Ah, Did you ever find that cheap store I told you?"
Wayne: "Yeah, Yeah, Of course. I bought a few things there already."
Meg: "Yeah, great discount stuff. Duane Reade is so expensive!! They charge twice as much!!"
Wayne: "Well, yeah. I bought some table wipe the other day. Only 99 cents."
Meg: "See, I told ya. You should have gone."
Wayne looked down at his Duane Reade plastic bag.
Wayne: "Next time."
Meg: "Cool. Well, I've gotta get going. Talk to you later!"
Wayne: "Bye Meg."
Meg walked out of the double door.
Wayne returned to his desk; put the little plastic bag on the floor...
The little bag had the following:
Clairol Herbal Essences Balancing Shampoo - Travel Size
Infusium 23 Leave-in Conditioner/Treatment - Travel Size
Bath and Body Works Bio Firm Hold Hairy Spray (with Comfrey and Thyme) - Travel Size
Green Bean Facial Cleanser
The Body Shop "For Men" Aftershave Gel
Colgate Shave Cream - Travel Size
BiC Twin Select Shaver
Yes. That's right. Wayne didn't go to Duane Reade. He had a mini grooming session in the Men's Room.
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