Holiday Back Track 4: Can you hear me?

After reading Pua's entry yesterday, where she made a reference to the grocery strike in CA, reminded of a minor incident that happened to me during the holidays.

Therefore, instead of blogging about my recent ultra sexual wet fantasy, I have decided to share this incident with you all.

It was on a Wednesday night, after having the most stuffing Chinese Dinner Buffet with family, I departed to Los Angeles. (So many people to see, so many places to go, so little time) Of course, it was already 8:00PM - and driving up to Los Angeles can be a very dangerous and exhausting thing to do especially when I'm stuffed with food and had very little sleep. But I've got to do what I had to do. I have already made an arrangement with my friend JoeD (whom I've know since I was 17 years old).

Before hitting the Freeway, I got very thirsty. (Must be the salt from the food) While looking for a place to purchase some thinking to drink, I called Paw.

"Hey"

"Paw"

"Wha-Chu-Doin'?"

"Driving. I'm so thirsty~"

"Oh."

"You? What are you doing?"

"Watching TV."

"Like always."

"Got nothing to do, you know."

"Awe.... I had the fullest buffet earlier. I think I weight 160 lbs. now."

Then I saw the big Albertsons on the corner of the street. I pulled over to the parking lot, parked, and then stepped out.

"Paw, I'm at a Super Market now. Albertsons, a west coast chain...."

While still talking with Paw on the cell phone head set, I walked toward the entrance.

"Okay, I'm going inside now, don't be surprised if the connection..."

All of the sudden, a woman approached me from behind and grabbed my right arm. (Not a pat on the shoulder. She GRABBED HARD.)

"HEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!" she yelled as if she caught a thief.

"DAMN B*TCH, GET YOUR F**KING HAND OFF OF ME! HOW DARE TOUCH THE FAIRY QUEEN GODDESS!!!!!" I screamed... in my head.

I turned around, looked into her eyes. Whiling holding the head-set microphone with my right hand, I lift her hand off with my left, and let go.

Followed by a smile, I said "Can't you see I'm on the phone? Excuse me." Then I walked into the store.

From the corner of my eyes, I saw her stood there, with a confused facial expression, and mumbled something.

"What happened?" Paw asked.

"Oh, some woman grabbed me. One of the strikers."

"Why she grab you?"

"Cause she wants me to fulfill her sex-in-public fantasy."

"No kidding. Now, tell me, why she grab you?"

"I don't know, seriously. Nor I care. But if she did that again, I'm going to claw her."

So I walked around the market and couldn't find any COLD drinks that I want.

"Argh, Paw, nothing I want. I guess I'll have to settle for Starbucks."

Approaching the exit, I saw the grabber lady along with another woman yelling at man who entered Albertson with his son.

"I'm here for the Pharmacy." He replied.

At that point, I knew that something will happen to me.

And I was right, at the moment the grabber lady saw me, I saw fire in her eyes.

She came directly to me, stood in front of me.

She said out loud..."CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

I wiggled my head set... And said "Good!" (It was a silly Verizon Wireless Commercial Reference that she didn't get.)

"What the H*LL do you think you are doing?" She said.

"Touch me again, and I'm gonna scream RAPE!" I yelled in my head.

"What am I doing? I'm talking to you right now." I replied.

"Why did you go in there?!" She glared at me.

"Don't be rude, Miss. I went in because I'm thirsty."

"And..." she opened her cracked lips.

"Empty handed. Found nothing I want." I cut her off.

Before she had the chance to blah words out of her mouth, I said:

"If I were you, I would invest my time on someone who actually cares. I'm tired, I'm busy, and I'm from the east coast. I don't give a damn."

As soon as I finished my speech, I turn and walk toward my car without looking back.

"What happened?" Ask Paw.

"She got mad cause she couldn't have me." I giggled.

"Whatever."