Shattered Image
Last night, when I was eating dinner with my sister. She accidentally burpped.

Wayne: "Aye-Ya!"
Sister: "I say... EXCUSE ME"
Wayne: "Ha ha ha ha ha"
Sister: "But you are worst"
Wayne: "What do you mean?"
Sister: "Did you know you snort really loud at night?"
Wayne: "No Way!"
Sister: "Yep"
Wayne: "I don't believe you"
Sister: "Last night, when I came back home, you were damn loud."
Wayne: "Wait, last night... So your boyfriend was there too!?"
Sister: "Yep, he heard you. He even asked me if you were really tired or something."
Wayne: "Oh My Gawd..."


So, I snort. I SNORT!! Oh my gosh!! I SNORT LIKE A PIG!! Oooh.. there goes my image, there goes my reputation... I'll never get a man... wahhhhh..wahhhhh...