SO the other night I was waiting at the Smoothie Bar.
Some guy, who was also waiting for his smoothie, had been waiting for, uh, a good two minutes.
Then suddenly, he turned to me and asks:
"Do you think if it tastes good if I add peanut butter to hamburger?"
I looked at him, and said:
"If that's your thing. Go for it."
Surprised. He said:
"Don't you think that's gross?"
He turned away, bored.