Friend: Have you seen Blade Trinity?
Wayne: Nope. But I got the bootleg DVD this morning.
Friend: Ryan Reynolds is so F**King hot in the movie.
Wayne: He used to be very skinny in Van Wilder.
Friend: He is so sexy now. The Vampire Hunter-Stud.
Wayne: Yeah, I know. But can this Vampire Hunter-Stud stand a man in heat?
Friend: What do you mean?
Wayne: I'd take him down, any time, any where, any position.
Friend: He'll shoot you.
Wayne: And that would be a problem? You think that will stop me?
Friend: You are weird.
Wayne: Damn Alanis.
Friend: I bet they have sex every day.
Wayne: If you are Alanis, would you?
Friend: Damn her.