"SCOTT!" Wayne screamed as he came to work.
On the top of the desk, Scott, aka Cyclops, was found.
Wayne: "SCOTT!!!! SCOTT!!!!!!"
"What Happened?! Are you Okay?!"
Then... From the corner of the table... A voice came.
"I know what happened. I know everything."
Wayne turned his head toward the source of the voice.
Wayne's Christmas Sheep: "I know who pushed Cyclops off the shelf. I saw everything."
Wayne's Christmas Sheep: "He fell. High above."
Wayne's Christmas Sheep: "Spiderman Jr., Wolverine and Venom tried to save him. But they couldn't. They weren't fast enough."
Wayne: "Who did it?! Who!?"
Wayne's Christmas Sheep: "Them! Them! It was Hulk and that Unidentified Mutant!! I saw them looking down from above. They pushed Scott off the edge!!"
Hulk: "Err... Excuse me?"
Unidentified Mutant: "I'm innocent."
Hulk: "Yeah. Me too."
Wayne: "Is that true?"
Wayne turns to Spiderman Sr.
Spiderman Sr. "I Dunno. I'm on Vacation."
Then... All of the sudden...
Cyclops: "Wayne. I'm fine. You forgot that I'm made of rubber? I won't break even if I fell from toilet seat onto the marble floor."
Wayne: "Ah, good to know that you're okay."
Cyclops, slowly, climbed up to the shelf, and back to where he was.
Magneto and the *Other* Unidentified Mutant greeted him.
Cyclops: "They boys are innocent. They have nothing to do with my fall."
Hulk: "Thanks man."
The first Unidentified Mutant: "Yeah dude."
Wayne on his chair and resume his work.
Then... after 2 minutes.... Wayne heard a scream.
Magneto: "SCOTT! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As if he was Zhang Ziyi, in her last scene in 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon', Scott bounced out of the shelf, and went flying down toward the surface of the desk.
Wayne: "Damn Tape."